You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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