I wish I could teleport
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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