WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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