yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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