his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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