No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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