ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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