a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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