yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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