and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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