Nicole vs. Life
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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