i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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