oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
