i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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