Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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