So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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