do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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