Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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