Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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