sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
BRING THE BAGELS
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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