spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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