So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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