the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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