So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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