Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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