Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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