Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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