I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
