Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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