Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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