you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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