Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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