The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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