whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Two words: nipple clamps
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