you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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