Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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