One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize
