It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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