no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I need water and some morals
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
