So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
50% drunk capacity currently
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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