it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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