I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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