You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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