when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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