No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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