Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He? As in you personified your dick?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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