we have officially lost it.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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