Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Shame - the story of my life.
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