If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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