Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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