Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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