How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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