ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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