Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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