I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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