that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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