Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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